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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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