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Xavier Tomas is a French professional footballer who plays as a centre back for FC Bassin Piennois.
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The Confederate Monument in Danville, originally located between Centre College and the First Presbyterian Church at the corner of Main and College Streets in Danville, Kentucky, was a monument dedicated to the Confederate States of America that is on the National Register of Historic Places. The monument was dedicated in 1910 by the surviving veterans of the Confederacy of Boyle County, Kentucky and the Kate Morrison Breckinridge Chapter of the United Daughters of the Confederacy (UDC). In 2021, it was relocated to a museum in Meade County, Kentucky.
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Joseph Dennis Cole was an American roadie for Black Flag and Rollins Band, who was shot and killed in an armed robbery on December 19, 1991.
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Devon Dampier is an American football quarterback for the Utah Utes. He