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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}

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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}

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